. .. with wings on his feet Tom Grasso is a Colorado-based seeker, meditator, blogger, and creative wordsmith. But my woman is beside me . By creating an account you agree to Elephant's Terms and Privacy Policy. How to Write a Love Letter. "The Bridge Builder" has been frequently reprinted, including on a plaque on the Bellows Falls, Vermont Vilas Bridge in New Hampshire.It continues to be quoted frequently, usually in a religious context or in writings stressing a moral lesson. | "Elephant Journal" & "Walk the Talk Show" are registered trademarks of Waylon H. Lewis, Enterprises. .. . Who need me to guide . . The old-man versions I found all had one common element: plaid. . For my young are all rearing .. . . You know, the ladies over 50 who put on red hats and purple outfits and get together to do fun stuff, like in the poem "Warning" by Jenny Joseph. I wish he was around so that I could give him a hug and let him know he is loved, but alas, he has passed. Brothers and sisters .. . . . I do too, laughed the old man. . I’m now an old man . grace and vigour, depart. Is an overworked cliche. . . . And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter. And I’m loving and living . I’m now an old man . (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...) I'll write on the walls with reds, whites, and blues, And bounce on the furniture.....wearing my shoes. . During the fourteen years between her first two, Unlooked-for Season (1960) and Rose in the Afternoon (1974), she published six children’s books. . You’re having a party, so if you are going to have an 80th birthday poem, you might as well throw in some 80th birthday jokes in there. And accept the stark fact . This is what all my buddies and I will do. To steal a line from one of my favorite Pearl Jam lyrics (to Love Boat Captain): “And the young, they can lose hope cause they can’t see beyond today,… . .. With ties that should last. . Three, four times. . When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness just as they did. . . … lets you do as you will, . Then it lists other ways the poet will suit herself when she's old, such as forgetting diets and wearing comfortable clothes and making noise and picking other people's flowers and generally saying the heck with being a solemn, responsible adult. Hey, thanks so much for reading! I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. A sock or shoe? . Such as our belief that there's been absolutely no good pop music since the 1960s, although maybe we'll make an exception in the case of Bruce Springsteen, but otherwise forget about it. I think of the years, all too few . Which is all the fault of the Republicans and/or Democrats. And I think of the years . . Copyright © 2021 Waylon H. Lewis Enterprises. Jenny has published thirteen poetry books and won several awards. . 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